Raider's Honeymoon
Charley's been dead for over two years,Throttle's heart has finally healed, with Carbine married to someone else, our fearless leader met and fell in love with a new flame.
Contains SUBTLE HINTS OF SEX!
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Disclaimer: The authors don't own the biker mice or make a profit off of them in anyway. This story is pure fiction and has been copyrighted by the authors. The other characters other than the biker mice that are portrayed in this story DO NOT EXIST but are a product of the author's imagination and should not be used with out their permission. Now that that's over on to the story. ENJOY and feel free to tell the authors whatcha think of their story.
Author's Note: This story contains subtle sexually graphic scenes and content, so if you don't like subtle sexually graphic material then don't read this story! Move on to something else and don't sue us for silly damages to your rep.
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RAIDER'S HONEYMOON
Caitlin,Sammy,Jamie and Tina Baitmore
Copy Righted 2000-3000
All Rights Reserved.
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On a clear starry breezy summer's night in the wealthy section of Cape Breton Island, in a old Victorian style mansion where Raider lay soundly sleeping in her quadrouple kingsize bed beside her husband of nine months Throttle. While Throttle was having pleasant dreams, Raider's dreams were centered around problems that were starting to pop up unexpectedly and unwanted. As she slept, Raider's psychic mind was constantly running wild with worry that her nine month old marriage was about to end because she still hadn't concieved a child in the nine months she'd been married. So our story begins.
Raider jerks awake and says to herself while looking over at a sleeping Throttle: Hmm,he's still sleeping thank god I didn't wake him up. We're having enough problems as it is already. Damn, I wish I knew why I'm not concieving a child! (Sees the redlight on her phone flashing and takes the cordless out onto the balcony where she sits on the wooden lawn chair and answers the phone saying) Hello?
Cleo: Hey Raider,sorry to botber you on your time away from everyone
Raiderh hi Cleo what's up?
Cleo: I thought I'd better call and tell you that your precious kitty's not a he, it's a she and she just had a litter of eight kittens, four boys and four girls.
Raider: No wonder Claeb was acting unsual, he's not a he, he's a she and she had kittens! Is she alright?
Cleo: How're things since the food poisoning scare you two had?
Raider: A bit shaky but we've been married nine months
Cleo: Well that horrible bout with food poisoning could be the real reason behind you not conceiving a child. The food was terrible and it takes more than a few days for food poisoning to throughly get out of your system beileve me I know what it feels like to puke your guts out three maybe five times in a row. It isn't pleasant to be up half the night vomiting your guts out.
Raider:I hear her purring are you near her?
Cleo: Yeah she had the kittens a few weeks ago and she's up on her paws with a litter of eight week old kittens wanna talk to her?
Raider: May as well so that she won't think that I've abandoned her. (Hears her cat come on the line and says) How's mommy's girl doin huh? (Listens to a long list of meows then hears purring and says) We'll be home in a few more weeks then mommy'll get to see your babies and see you. Unless Jed or Bryant brings you here.
Cleo: I'll put her and the kittens in to the carrier and Bryant will drop her off with you so she won't be lonely. Just think of how much better you'll feel waking up to purring in the morning.
glances back inside the bedroom and over at the bed and sees Throttle sitting up half awake and says: Well I'm still kinda jet lagged from our trip so I'm gonna go back to bed and let you go tend teo my dear kitty. I'll talk to you probably tomorrow sometime. (Hangs up with her sister and walks back into the bedroom,puts the cordless back on the hook and crawls back into Throttle's arms saying) Whassa matter?
Throttle pulls Raider close to him and says: Nothing, I was looking for you. I turned over to pull you into my arms and found out that you were gone and got worried. Who called?
Raider snuggles up close to Throttle's chest and says with a yawn: Cleo
Throttle lays down with Raider and says: What'd she want?
Raider: Claeb's not a he. Claeb's a she and she had kittens two months ago.
Throttle totally lost: No wonder Claeb was acting so strange, She was about to have kittens and I thought she was just getting fat. (Tips his head and starts licking Raider's neck up and down saying) Are you up for it?
Raider wraps her arms around Throttle's neck and says: Give me what I know you want from me.
Throttle: Rrrrow! You got it dear. (Finishes what he started)
All night long Throttle and Raider sealed their marriage by giving up their long saved virginities in hopes of Raider concieving their first child.
9:30 a.m. front door bell starts ringing.
Throttle groans and says: Who's at our door at this time of the morning?
Raider groggily: I dun- oh wait, that'd be Bryant comming by with Claeb and the kittens (Leaves the warmth of Throttle's arms and slides her feet into her teddy bear slippers slid her robe on, gets up off the bed,goes to the bedroom door,opens it and heads downstairs where after turning off the burglar alarm she opens the wooden door then the screen door saying) I'm sorry to have kept you waiting Bryant. Forgot you were coming by with the cat and kittens.
Bryant:It's alright this is your time but here's your darling kitty and her kittens
Raider nods and takes the carrier from her brother,sets it down on the floor,opens t
he door and says: Here ya go it's time to come out of the carrier. (Watches as Claeb and her kittens stepped out of the carrier and wandered upstairs to the bedroom where they made themselves at home in the closet on an old ratty blanket and fell asleep saying) Well at least she won't be lonseome for the new master of the house.
Bryant: Well I'd best be getting back to Chicago since I only came this way to drop off the cat and kittens. Good luck in your marriage hope it lasts longer than mine did. Have you gone exploring yet?
Raider shakes her head and says: No,Throttle still isn't feelin up to getting out of bed yet. We were served under cooked food at a warehouse style restaraunt. The effects are still lingering but he's slowly getting better. Right now I think he's just homesick for Mars and his family but he's putting on a brave face for me.
Bryant: Surprise him with a call from someone he loves and is homesick for. I.E. his kids or his niece who usually always calls him. That'll make him feel better. I mean Charley died in a horrible accident on Mars and it was a miracle for him that he met you the way he did. You filled a void in his life that had been filled by his deceased wife. Why not call Pennelope and let her talk to him for awhile, she always cheers him up or call little Noelle who just learned to talk and let her babble to him for awhile.
Raider thinks and says: Hmm, a call from Pennelope would cheer him up and he'd be wondering why we haven't called him since we arrived at the start of our honey moon. Bye Bryant.
Bryant: Bye Raider.
As soon as Bryant got in his car,started it up,backed out of the driveway and drove off in the direction of the court house,Raider got the mail out of the mail box,shut and locked the doors,turned the alarm system back on and went into the kitchen to make breakfast. Ten minutes later after making two steaming tall stacks of pancakes, filling two glasses full of Chocolate milk and loading it all onto the tray, she picked up the phone and called Chicago completly aware of the time difference and waited for Modo or someone to pick up the phone. A few rings later Penneiope's familiar voice came over the line estatic to hear from her and put Pennelope on the phone who happily agreed be put on hold so she could take the tray upstairs and let her cheer her grandpa up
Once Raider put Pennelope on hold, she laid the phone on the tray under a domed lid then picked up the tray and carried it upstairs to their bedroom where she surprised Throttle with Breakfast in bed and a phone call from a mysterious caller.
Raider backs into the bedroom and kicks the door shut saying: Rise and shine, breakfast is served along with a mysterious caller who is holding on the line. (Sets the long tray over Throttle then scoots into bed while he held it up saying) Pancakes,juice,bagles and maple syrup in a coffer along with a phone call from a mysterious caller.
Throttle picks up the phone and greets Pennelope while giving Raider the Mysterious Caller my foot look as he said to Modo: Mind holding on for one minute? I've a score to settle with someone laying beside me. Mysterious Caller my ass woman!
Pennelope: Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee!
Throttle: Really? You got a new pet did you? What'd daddy get you now?
Pennelope: Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee!
Throttle: A hamster? What'd you name it?
Pennelope: Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee!
Raider snickers and says: Little Bo-Throttle has lost his kitty and can't tell where to find him. Leave him alone and he'll come home motor running at a hundred miles an hour.
Throttle looks at Raider and says to Pennelope: Great, I loose my kitty and now she's insulting my favourite nursery rhyme Little Bo Peep.
Pennelope: Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee!
Throttle: Yes baby I know it's your favourite Nursery Rhyme too. No I don't want your kitty, I have one of my own around here somewhere.
Raider still snickering,spots a familiar tinkle ball,leans over the edge of the bed and taps it on the floor only to have Throttle's missing tabby kitten attack her hand in hopes of getting his precious tinkle ball back,leans up and sets the kitten on the bed with his tinkle ball and says: Here little Bo Throttle, I've found your kitten. He's been searching for his precious tinkle ball all this time under the bed but couldn't find it so that's where he stayed all this time,under the bed. He's ticked off at me right now because I had my hand on his tinkle ball tapping it on the floor to get his attention.
Throttle picks up his kitten and gently strokes it before setting it on the nightstand and putting it's dish infront of it saying: There ya go bud, a nice bowl of kitty food just for you!
Pennelope: Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee! Ookwee! Bye-Q!
Throttle: Alrighty honey, I'll let you go now so you can go and have breakfast. I'll see you when we get back from our trip. (Hangs up saying) She got a new pet, daddy bought her a boy and a girl hamster she named Stan and Sandy Ham-Ham. She fed her kitty all by herself this morning and yesterday she cleaned out the kitty box by herself. Thank god for clump and scoop kitty litter! It's an easeir task to handle when it clumps up.
Raider: What else did she say?
Throttle: Noelle showed up with her mom for a visit but Noelle's mommy just dropped her off with Brandon so she could do a bit of housework without having to worry about Noelle's safety. They played together though Pennelope's older than Noelle is so they just sat and watched Hamtaro and the Care Bears then Mr.Dressup,then at noon it was Sailor Moon then they had lunch and laid down for an afternoon nap well Pennelope did, Matthew showed up to take Noelle home for lunch and her nap. Then after her nap she colored in her new coloring book with her new 100 crayons,then she watched the Berenstein Bears at 7:30 then went to bed at eight o'clock falling asleep midway through Rumplestilskin and didn't wake up again until just before you called.
