Rimfire's Wardrobe

We all know what our mice ride into battle wearing, but what about the rest of the time? From shirts to shoes to those lucky bits of cotton down south, my idea of just what's in Rimfire's closet.

Disclaimer: I don't own Rimfire or any of his clothing, damn my luck.....

Rimfire's Wardrobe

Shirts/Jackets/Vests:

Several white, yellow, tan t-shirts
Several white, green, black tank tops
Long sleeve yellow shirt (sleeves rolled up)
White t-shirt w/black letters "No one grows up. They just learn how to act in public."
Red t-shirt w/black letters "Graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.......With Honors for Kicking the Teacher's A**"
Green camo t-shirt w/black letters "Join the army! Travel the world, meet interesting people, and kill them." (Worn solely to annoy Carbine, [and it works like a charm.....])
Black t-shirt with "Guns N' Noses"logo
Navy blue shirt with "Metallicrank" logo
Green shirt w/black letters "Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have."
Yellow button down cotton shirt worn w/white tank top
Red button down shirt
Black dress button down shirt
Green denim vest w/multiple pockets

Pants:

Several pairs of green khaki cargo pants
Several pairs of denim blue jeans
Tan dress pants

Belts:

Brown leather belt w/brass buckle
Brown leather pistol holster
Black leather belt (special occasions)

Shoes:

Brown leather boots
Brown tennis shoes
Black sneakers

Accessories:

Military medal for bravery
Several multi-tools
Small MP3 player (gift from Charley)

Underwear:

Several pairs of red, blue, and black cotton breifs
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My challenge to any artist out there: Rimfire in a pair of black briefs. C'mon, tell me that wouldn't be hot!!